when you try and defend yourself and your parents yell at you for talking back so you just have to stand there like
the christmas tree
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
Without Tumblr, I would legitimately know nothing about what’s going on in the world.
And your just sitting there trying your best not to make eye contact:
Tip: Always make eye contact - I pick on children that ARENT looking at me!
…did a teacher just give us a tip on how to avoid learning
IM NEVER EVER GONNA GET OVER THIS.
I love his reaction
MUCH GENTLEMAN, LOOK AT HOW HE JUST ACCEPTS IT AND LAUGHS. HE ISN’T GROSSED OUT, HE REALIZES THAT IT’S COMPLETELY NORMAL, LIKE WOWOW FOUR FOR YOU JOSH, FOUR FOR YOU
Negatives of being a celebrity
*opens photobooth to take selfie*
"maybe some other time"
my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”
omg my mom left 7 seconds ago i have the house to myself for about 6 hours omg this is finally happening after years of waiting
you know what i did in the time i was home alone? nothing. i went to the living room to talk to my pets and i got my hand stuck in a can of pringles
If you dont get to marry your favorite celebrity I hope you get a really close look alike
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building